TOO MUCH LOW VISIBILITY FOR SAFE BLOGGING

ONCE AGAIN, WE APOLOGIZE THAT THERE WILL BE NO TRESH MR. COPE’S CAVE POSTING THIS MORNING, BUT MR. COPE INSISTS THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY TO BLOG WITH SO MUCH SMOKE IN THE AIR. “ALL THE WEATHER PEOPLE ON TEEVEE ARE SAYING TO LIMIT OUR ACTIVITY AS LONG AS THESE SMOKY CONDITIONS PERSIST,” HE ANNOUNCED, THEN RETREATED BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKED THE DOOR.

WE POINTED OUT (THROUGH THE LOCKED DOOR) THAT SUCH A THING WOULD CERTAINLY BE TRUE, BUT ONLY IF BLOGGING WERE AN OUT-DOOR ACTIVITY. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT MR. COPE HAS NEVER ONCE … NOT IN 14 MONTHS, SINCE THE FIRST INSTALLMENT ON THIS BLOG SITE … COMPOSED ONE OF HIS BLOG POSTS OUTSIDE. HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE TO GET TO WORK, AS ALL OF HIS BLOGGING APPARATUS IS IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS OWN HOME.

BUT HE IS ADAMANT, ARGUING THAT THE ONLY THING SEPARATING THE OUTSIDE FROM THE INSIDE IS FOUR MEASLY WALLS AND A ROOF. “AND BESIDES, WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS AIR IS COMING FROM, ANYWAY?” HE SNIFFED. “IT’S NOT LIKE THERE’S ONE BUNCH OF AIR OUT ON THE LAWN, AND ANOTHER BUNCH INSIDE HERE. NO NO NO, IT’S ALL ONE AIR!”

SO MR. COPE IS LIMITING HIS ACTIVITY TO WHATEVER HE IS DOING IN THE BATHROOM, AND THE STAFF IS GOING HOME, AS THERE IS NOTHING TO DO. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ON MONDAY. PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL INTERLUDE UNTIL THEN.—THE MANAGEMENT

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